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5/7/2009 Why do I continue to pay the rent on this site? Because the current US administration will strip you and me of our first amendment rights faster than you can imagine! Have you joined the 9/12 Project yet? Take a peek here: http://theglennbeck912project.com/ 4/6/2009 The anti-Reagan (Obama) will surely cut meaningful defense programs in favor of more talks about why we should all just get along. Good thing he wasn't running the show when Hitler chose his ambition! I thought Carter had the most damage under one administration all locked up -- guess not, Obama has redefined damage. Can anyone say Fascism with a cherry on top? 3/19/2009 Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Obama loses his. 3/4/2009 What a crock of shit. Do you know what they do to you if you don't pay your taxes on time? It's no wonder that gun and ammo sales are rising!?! The California State Web Site States: "Your return has been received and processed, however, a refund cannot be issued at this time. Due to the state’s persistent cash flow problems, the State Controller’s Office was forced to delay a number of payments, including those for tax refunds. State refund payments will resume as soon as cash becomes available." 2/17/2009 Congratulations to Former U.S. Border Patrol agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean. They were released from prison today -- sentenced for killing a drug smuggler and supposedly trying to cover it up. 1/25/2009 All you little fag boys out there, beg your momma for 10 bucks, and go see the movie Grand Torino. Perhaps this movie can save us from the whinny little, baby, momma's boys/girls AKA Mellinials!?! 1/4/2009 My boys turn 5 months tomorrow. All is good. They are amazing. Happy New Year !!! 8/8/2008 Yikes. My wife is hapving triplets tomorrow. Woo, hoo!!! Everything will just have to wait!!! 6/27/2008 I have a bumper sticker on my truck. I bought it from some ROTC kids in front of Wal-Mart. They were proud, in their uniforms, ready to serve. The sticker reads, "Freedom is Not Free." Some complete, well meaning, moron left me a note on my windshield today. It read, "Friend, you're right -- freedom is not free; it costs such as sharing in the pain of the oil crisis. So why don't you buy a car that's not a gas hog!" While trying to ignore the obvious illiteracy of individual writing this note, two things come to my mind. Who said there was an oil crisis? Wasn't that Jimmy Carter, peanut farmer and Looney Toon of the 70's? There is plenty of oil, my dear dumb arse 'Friend.' But we have to drill it and refine it. Just like the Arabs. Duh?!? And 2) what the Fark has oil got to do with Freedom? Are you really that stupid? Or are you still in diapers, living at Mommy and Daddy's house. And perhaps you were busy napping or getting your diaper changed through the cold war. Ask your grandfather, he'll tell you. Because surely, you're own father is not man enough to have been able to explain these things to you. And for the dumbest, most ignorant of people in America with a right to vote (that excludes illegal immigrants), our Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines remain the world’s best ALL VOLUNTEER force in the world. Gods Speed to them, God Bless them and their family. After all, “Freedom is Not Free.” -Dave 6/23/2008 The Irish are such clear thinkers: "We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you in the US are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship. That should be No Contest" 6/21/2008 It's 98.8 degrees Farenheit inside my garage today. But my little clone PCs just keep on a running...I'd like to see you do that with some Sun hardware -- never happen !!! 6/2/2008 Holly smokes, how long has it been since I posted here? Six months, or so, I think. And what has gone on since then? Plenty! First, it appears as though our little beer forum got hijacked by some bottom feeders with nothing else to do. I mean, they didn’t even do anything cool. They made the forum empty and redirect people to some porn site (huh, huh…huh, huh…spoken in a Beavis and Butthead accent). I only hope your computers were not impacted by virus, Trojans, bots, and the like. Anyway, let me move on to the really big news. We’re PREG-O-NANT !!! And when I say we’re PREG-O-NANT, I mean to say that we will be having our 1st, 2nd, and 3rd child on the same day – LORD WILLING. What can I say? My pal Drago told me when I got married, “Remember, only once a night.” Needless to say, I didn’t listen -- three times was good for me and three times the joy is on the way here! Is there a woo hoo in the crowd? To that end, may the bottom feeders suck swamp juice and may our very long-time friends live long and prosper. Please accept my sincerest apologies for any issues that impacted you as a result of the unauthorized forum modifications. The site has not been modified in a hundred, brazilian years, but it is still mine. And someday, I might just find the time to kindle the flame we started WAAAAAAY before it’s time, eh? And just this once, I do believe I have a valid excuse for letting my good friends down... Cheers to you and yours, -Dave, Shel, and our family yet to come! 11/19/2007 I went to turn on the beer cam yesterday. But guess what I found inside? Yep -- F O O D !!! I'll turn the cam back on when I find a spot for the food. 11/17/2007 I fixed the broken link to our Unscrewed television video today. Not sure how long that was broken. You get married, take 12 months off, and the place turns to chit!?! I'm playing with the idea of turning the beer cam back on tomorrow. Woo, hoo! 11/15/2007 Well, we moved the site from one coast to the other. In the process, I reallized that the forum was locked and no new members were allowed...just how dumb do you think I feel? It's fixed now, sorry for the trouble... 8/16/2007 I don't expect to update the site for some time. However, the forums seem to be doing fine on their own. Cheers, Dave 5/15/2007 Oh, my, gosh. Once again, the CBS broadcast network has proven themselves not worthy of hosting a little girl’s tea party. Did you catch the country music awards on Tuesday? No, it wasn’t broadcast in High Definition. No, I don’t think it was broadcast in any kind of high fidelity audio. In fact, each performer sounded like they were singing into a paper bag. Was it just me? I don’t think so. I dread watching CBS NFL coverage. And they truly sucked at the awards show. It’s that kind of performance (or lack thereof) that leads companies to outsource… Yes, I think CBS should outsource themselves!?! May Something 2007 "My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. Yep, they're among us ... and they reproduce!" - An email from a Pal 4/27/2007 Critical Thinking. I wish they would teach critical thinking in the school system before these walking idiots start running this country when I'm old and frail...unfortunately, they will never be able to fix stupid -- I've heard that stupid is forever. 4/12/2007 Dang. When one guy's "words" take complete control of the media, one would think that democracy was in decline, or that there was a new breed of communism on the rise, or that this individual was as influential as Jesus Christ. Nope, instead, a handful of blood suckers (Sharpton, Jackson, etc) are filling their pockets at our expense again. WTF? Yes, that stands for WHAT THE FARK (or F*CK). Is free speech dead? Are NBC/UNIVERSAL and CBS run by a bunch of GIRLY MEN? They all suck. LOSERS!!! 4/10/2007 Just a reminder. This is my web site, and I may say what I wish. Something called, "freedom of speech," I think. Nice, calm, web site, nobody yelling, "fire..." It's what civilized people do ... right before they ... wish you a very special good nite ;-) 3/30/2007 A pal just closed a regional office. As a result, I'm the proud new owner of a 1u server, PIX appliance, and switch. Nice, eh? Could it get any better? Well, maybe if I knew what to do with 2 of the 3 items. Cheerio to my pals :) Something else to my antipals ;-) 3/14/2007 Yikes! I'm back to my routine of thirty days between updates. Guess what that means? I'm busy being married ;-) I diagnosed a broken part in my oven and replaced it a week or two ago. Yep, feeling pretty manly about saving bank on a service call, or even worse, a new oven! My bride successfully grew seeds into plants -- so I turned over the soil in our garden for new planting. We painted a hutch, we hung a gazillion pound mirror (that equates to 1.37 gazillion kilograms), hung a wrought-iron cross over Mr. Zoey's spot in the back yard, hung another cross over My Girl Friday’s spot, fertilized front, back, and all planters, purchased and potted a new Fichus tree for the front porch (we froze for days and original fichus not happy), cleared a couple hundred square feet and planted 10x too many snap dragons in that place, and still managed to be my normal, charming, self at the day job. LOL, really. I can't wait to get started this month!?! We're going to purchase a new sofa and also paint the interior, yee haw! 2/16/2007 It looks like Bank of America has finally crossed the line and joined The Dark Side (evil). And those “legal American citizens” that bank with this institution need to take a stand. No, there is no need to close your account. Instead, do this: 1) apply for a Bank of America Visa Credit Card; 2) apply for the card using false documents; 3) charge until you reach your limit; 4) laugh your arse off and default on the account … why not … no legal recourse if they can’t find you and your false name! To read more, copy/paste this link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,251672,00.html 2/7/2007 Wow, I'm still getting over Da' Bears defeat in the Super Bowl. I did enjoy the commercials this year ... laughed out loud more than once. And the ‘Snicker’s Most Satisfying’ had me on the floor. Oh, did I say that out loud? Did you get your feelings hurt? Deal with it. Laugh at yourself, puhlease. Your cause is just not that important in the big scheme of things, k? Guys kissing (not that there's anything wrong with that) and doing something really manly to make up for the awkward moment (not that there is anything wrong with that either) is dang funny, especially when drinking lots of beer ... I think! Oh, wait, am I still allowed to have my own opinion in America or are the Nazi, gay rights, folks, standing in line to take away one more of my constitutional rights? What-ev-er! Here's the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JHkoZ7ngAM0 2/5/2007 I wonder ... at what point does the majority of my immediate population’s stupidity grant me the right to act (but not really be) arrogant? How many times do I have to anticipate a problem, bring that problem to somebody's attention, and then see the chit hit the fan (again) because my anticipation was ignored? When will my vision be respected, when will stupid people be acknowledged as such (here’s your sign), and when will I finally stop worrying about being labeled as arrogant? LOL. It’s Monday, I’m at home, sipping suds in the sunshine with my bride … I wonder what the rest of the working class is doing right about now?!? Reading this??? ROTFLMAO!!! 2/2/2007 (a bit more later) I'm pleased to see that the folks over at "digits dot com" or pronounced the way we used to do it, "digits.com" have continued to honour our agreement. It's hard to find an online anything that actually gives a chit about loyalty, etc. With that said, I'm tired and going to bed. I give "Digits.com" the highest rank possible and wish them all the best. Be sure you use them if you can ... deal? Need a reason? How about, "Dave's been farting longer than you've been online." LOL !!! 2/2/2007 (a bit later) Son of a sea cooker, right out of the blue, do I ever want a cigarette ... I mean, REALLY, would I just die for the chance to seduce a rolled virginia whatever right over a slow flame ... <Dave shakes his head repeatedly> ... curses, foiled again, ... and still smoke free. Do you think St. Peter will let me smoke in heaven? One can hope/dream, eh? 2/2/2007 Just when you thought the web cams were dead and Dave let this site go totaly dead ... guess what? He turned the web cams back on. So far, the Beer Fridge Cam and Garage Cam are again operational. The remote cam maybe FUBAR, but we'll try that later. Why are the cams back on? Because Superbowl XLI is almost here. Um, anybody know what XLI equates to? Nah, me neither, those Roman Numerals are so, like, eightees ;-) 2/2/2007 I was going to write about how nothing has changed since I quit smoking ... never mind! And then I was going to write about how useless my officemax.com extended warranty is ... never mind! Instead, I'll just go into the kitchen and kiss my lovely wife! 1/30/2007 I'm soooo lucky (yeah right). After thinking that my computer was compromised by a virus, I tried rebuilding my desktop. Yes, I agree with you, why on earth would I ever second guess the brain power and ultimate safety provided by the God Heads in charge at Symantec.com, right? Ah, but in their infinite wisdom, they decided that my "two year subscription" should be limited to a static number of installations. And of course, that makes perfect sense since my desktop has only been compromised a few times, with a 'few' issues, that required me to re-install my desktop operating system, including the ultimate security provided by Anti-virus software from Symantec, because I have 30 hours of personal time to burn each month – NOT. With that said, I can tell you this, after spending 30 minutes on hold with Symantec, and finally reaching a highly educated, highly compensated, man with only a ‘slight’ Indian accent, I feel much better. That pretty much settles it for me. AVG is the way to go. I recommend that everyone take a Kung Fu Fighting routine and migrate to AVG and save the bucks. After all, when your protection fails you, you won’t have to spend a gazilion minutes on hold to validate that your PRIVATE email address, PRIVATE order number, etc. wasn’t compromised somewhere on the web. In other words, BULL SCHMIDT occurred to me last night, and I won’t be spending a single dollar on Symantec products in the future … 1/29/07 My great-uncle survived the Nazi youth camps in Germany, escaped to America, got shipped back to Germany to fight as an American GI in WWII, came back to the US to marry and raise a family in California, to eventually retire in Idaho ... all to get struck down by a car while walking with his wife and dog. Dang ... kinda takes my spunk right this very second. We won't even go into the status of my Grandfather, learning to breathe through a tracheostomy tube ... and then there's my Dad's best friend's dad, who was put to rest a few days ago. I guess I'll just be happy to be here and alive to love my darling wife! 1/21/07 I realize that there are plenty of folks with real problems, but I just have to say this: quiting smoking is a real -bee -eye -tee -see -h! And yes, I'm still "clean." 1/17/07 The United States Government has lost all sense of common sense and I can only hope that the foolish US Attorney's Office will come to its own senses before WE THE PEOPLE take action for justice! Any supporting border patrol agent can use the 'contact us' hyperlink to gain the full support of this web site for use in any way ... because that's what we do in America, we take care of each other first, so that we can rescue the rest of the world later. See this story and do what you can: http://www.dailybulletin.com/news/ci_5028599 I'd like to personally put a little "due process" straight up the arse of those folks that didn't take good care of their subordinates in this matter. 1/12/07 Well, say goodbye to that show on CBS named "Ghost Whisperer." It was a nice, main stream, judaeo- christian series ... and then they had to introduce reincarnation. Yep, right here, right now, I predict the end of the series within six months (or whenever the TV cycle ends). Those mororns at CBS killed another nice show, Joan of Arcadia, in the same way. Argh ... Oh, what? Do you disagree with me? Do you feel offended in some way? Too bad, piss off, and deal with it. This is America and brave Men and Woman died to protect my free speech. May God Bless the USA Armed Service members and their families. - Dave 12/18/06 The local telco left us without voice or data services for the last 48 hours. It's good to be back online! I'm amazed at how much I rely on the Internet these days... 12/14/06 Guess what we did? We instituted a week day 'happy hour' at home. Yesireebob. All you can drink from 5 to 7. After that, it's soda and water! Why? Why not?!? So, if you want to see the latest beer cam grabs from our casa, 5-7 PST is the best. Oh yeah, I'm still not smoking. And yes, it pretty much still sucks. But it is starting to suck a little less... 12/10/06 Um, yep, the web cam is back up. Sorry for the delay, but my bride and I needed a little privacy. You'll be sure to find us and at least one of our fine feline friends in the days to follow. Our 17.5 year old patriarch will be undergoing surgery on Monday morning. We need and want him back just as soon as possible. -Dave & Shel 11/30/06 Yep, still not smoking. It was nice not to have to stand outside in the freezing wind today at the day job. Just sat in my cube and ate instead!!! 11/17/06 I'm still smoke free ... and feeling pretty cranky about it right about now. But it's all good. And I did bring this upon myself ... "This too shall pass!" BTW, now that I can actually taste and smell, I might quit drinking Coors Light and step up to some better suds! Does that make me a beer snob? N E V E R ! ! ! 11/9/06 Woo, hoo. Or maybe, Aaarrgghh. Either way, I'm quiting smoking tonight at midnight. I appologize in advance! 10/26/06 Woo, hoo! We received our wedding photos from our dear friend, and extreme wedding photographer, Yoti. Amazing (we think). I have some work to do -- posting them to the web. Finally, we can send the link to our family, friends, and associates at the day job ... well, I better get started, eh? 10/19/06 I had to play "favourites" today (u added for my Candadian bride). I posted Aussiewench's beer and body shot before I posted others that are waiting in the queue. Why? Becuase I can. Well, and because she's been with us since day 9. Loyalty, I believe, is a character trait that is missing from these United States of America ... yep. 10/18/06 Yes, we are alive! And yes, this site still exists ... or you wouldn't be reading this. And yes, Dave has plans for the future of this site. Again, yes, the site will some day be updated. And finally, yes, Shel and I are two little (except for me, I'm large) happy newlyweds. We have been and continue to be blessed in many ways ... don't give up on this site yet. I had to borrow money to renew the domain name, but hey, it could be worse ... at least I didn't have to steal the money! Come back again, eventually, you may get surprised! -Dave 10/4/06 Wow, what a great time Shel and I have had together since after our wedding. We’ve spent time at Moonstone Beach, in Cambria, California. We’ve walked hand in hand along the paseos of our housing development. We also visited Sea World, San Diego, for an amazing day that included swimming (sort of) with Dolphins and dining inches beside “Shamu’s” (there’s more than one Shamu these days) private pool! The list goes on and on, but the best part is just having the time alone, without the pressures of wedding planning and such, to enjoy the intimacy resulting from exchanging vows before our friends, family, and God. 9/19/06 Drama ... way too much drama. Around ten o'clock last night, after a couple hours of cleaning cat boxes, washing dishes, and straightening the house, I realized that my wedding ring had left my finger -- without my knowledge! I managed to lose some weight in the last few weeks and my ring was very loose. As you can imagine, Shel and I were a wee bit upset. We looked high and low last night to no avail. But, this morning, after empting a HUGE trash barrel and sifting through lots of goo, guess what I found? Whew! Like I said, way too much drama. We're headed to the jeweler first thing this morning to have that baby re-sized!!! 9/15/06 Woo, hoo. In a little more than 24 hours, I'll be married to the most beautiful woman in the world! I must admit, I have plenty of flutterbies in my stomach, but that's natural, right? Hmm, come to think of it, this is my last blog post as a single man too! What a glorious day. Cheers! -Dave 9/10/06 Tomorrow is the anniversary of the attack on the World Trade Center by the evil cowards, fooled by the author of deception – SATAN. Undoubtedly, the same fools that find refuge behind women and children and shadows will most certainly be celebrating. It's my hope that the US and the Allied military forces are able to target this laughter and wipe it from the face of the earth. As Sir Winston Churchill once said, "One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half." May the One, True, God, protect His people and provide healing to those innocent lives touched by the deception, and action, of pure evil. –Dave 9/6/06 Yep, I'm still here. We're finallizing our wedding plans. I did my best to prepare the day job for my time off -- you wouldn't believe how hard it is for a simple guy, with a modest paycheck, to take time off for a one-time, life-changing, event! Either they'll understand how important I am and reward me appropriately, or they will split up my duties and ship them off to India -- yeah, right! Nonetheless, we are finalizing the wedding plans, booked the honeymoon (I'm so excited), and just today we got our marriage license ... I almost forgot about that one! Wishing you the best that beer and life and love have to offer, Dave and Shel. 8/18/06 (12:07 AM) A man that I respect told me recently, "Your employer is paying you to trade a portion of your life in exchange for a paycheck," or something like that. And here I am, online with the day job while my bride-to-be is reading in our bed, waiting for me to finish ... and like anybody at the day job will ever know or even remember why I worked a 16 hour day today ... that, my friends, is a perfect example of insanity on my part. With that said, I'm going to log off the day job wire and snuggle up next to my girl ... something I did this morning ... and should have continued to do, much, much, earlier than I did today. 8/13/06 Life is good, when your best friend shares the same roof ... and church ... and other things! 8/2/06 All the guys told me life would change. And let me tell you/me that they were right! There is ‘female’ stuff in my shower, my clothes have been banished to the guest room, my work bench is cluttered with non-work bench stuff, and my truck is no longer in the garage! But every day when I get up, she has coffee waiting, a lunch is carefully packed, and warm hug and a kiss bids me farewell for a few hours … and each night, well, let’s just say I don’t get lonely with a lover and three, four-legged friends, making rounds on our king size bed. And when I get home from the day job, all the same four-legged friends get hooked into harnesses, and we join our only female roommate, in the back yard for a few cold ones, conversation, and laughter … and suddenly, what used to mater so much no longer maters at all. Yep, life is grand, with my best friend and new family … life is grand indeed! 7/26/06 Life has changed a bit here ... for the better I might add. At least it's better for me. As for this site, well, its days just might be numbered. Or, at the very least, site maintenance might move from a crawl to a stand still. My bride-to-be and I are busy making wedding plans (maybe small, maybe tiny) but plans nonetheless. As such, there is even less time for this site than there was before. Anyways, we're wishing you the best, and cheers! -Dave & Shel 7/3/06 Argh. Four days of packing and three days driving across the country has got me beat. However, I would do it all over again -- because my best friend and lover is now living under the same roof as me!!! All we are waiting on is the transport to show up with the furniture ... and then we plan the wedding!!! 6/17/06 Woo, hoo, I'm a daddy!!! My four legged boys just flew in from Canada. It's been a long day for them. Shel told them they were going to summer camp! And here they are, in California. I'm going to get Shel (Mommy) very soon! 6/15/06 I must applaud my bride to be. She is dealing with all three of the biggest stressors in life: 1) Moving; 2) Marriage; and 3) Job Change. Not to mention that she’s dealing with my obsessive/compulsive tendencies at the same time! With that said, I must proclaim publicly, for all to see, that I am very proud of my girl! And after all that we have been through so far, she still loves me! Am I lucky or what? Further, I (or we) have surely benefited from the blessings of God Himself. And for that, we are eternally grateful. 6/14/06 Wow, another 10 days since I last did this "blog thing." Well, I guess that's just the way it goes when you finally start to get (or at least build) a life. I finally find myself actually benefiting from the chaos of the latest re-org at the day job. Sometimes I think they do those re-org things just to keep the "under producing" people employed. Or then again, maybe it's just to keep the "over motivated" folks from steam rolling the previously mentioned group. LOL. Whatever the reason, it helps me to "sleep through" the day job tasks and focus on what's really important. Getting my girl from there to here. And believe you me, this process has challenged every fiber in my mind, body, and soul ... as well as the same components of my better half (she's the better half of most components of my life - love, laughter, family). With that said, the story continues. Next steps include making the big move from Canada to the United States. It will be nice to finally get all my ducks in the same pond (and under the same roof). I'll be back when I can come up for air again! 6/4/06 Yippee, hooray! Shel's LEGAL immigration papers were approved... She should be here in the United States shortly! As you can imagine, we are just a wee bit excited, eh?!?! Ooops, I'm still speaking Canadian, just got back to the states yesterday. American readers may omit the "eh" from above! -Dave --- Historical Dave's Nonsense AKA Beer Blogs can be found by following the "Archived Beer Blogs" link below this text.

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